“I’m sorry, if you were right,
I’d agree with you.”
Every deck has a wild card, a joker.
Every court has a jester.
Every circus has a clown.
My favorite Goddess is BAUBO.
Her eyes are her nipples and her mouth
is her vulva. She is who brings Demeter, Mother Goddess,
back to life through laughter.
Just when you’re taking life too seriously,
you draw the wild card.
Jokers see life in cartoon characters.
Remember taking someone too seriously?
Remember feeling way too heavy and
constricted by your narrow mind?
A Joker would see a big butt-
instead of a serious person.
The Joker doesn’t see a head on this character,
just big butt.
The butt is huge because their head is up their butt.
No one can understand the noises they’re making
because the noise is farts.
Their comments and opinions can’t hurt anyone
because they’re just farting.
No one can judge them any more
because everyone farts now and then.
If the Wild Card popped up for you–
Come take a walk on the wild side of life.
Your untamed, natural, instinctual side
desires your company.
Where does your wild hide?
Climb a tree.
Stroll through a native plant nursery.
Walk in a strange alley.
Or maybe it’s just taking private time for yourself.
Read a comic book or
free-style doodle instead of e-mail.
Remember how to Day Dream.
Let your mind go astray.
Take the long way home.
Your Wild Side
ON YOUR BATHROOM WALL:
“Love teaches even asses to dance.”
“You will find AWEsomeness in your wildest thoughts;
Your wildest dreams.
You are never alone.
You are always ALL ONE.
Your wild side is here to remind you to
skip, hop, jump into your imagination.
Your intuition NEEDS your wild side.